POOF!

WISH GRANTED!

YOU ARE NOW 100 TIMES BETTER AT POETRY.

Hey, that's a beautiful choice you made there. You take that newfound poetry skill and make something nice, okay? Nothing too melodramatic or moody, you nut! I'm kidding, I'm kidding, knock yourself out.

Hey, you know who's got the soul of a poet? That Robert Sosin cat! He's a real hip Daddy-O!

C'mon, pal, you rub my bottle for a bit and I'll rub yours, okay? We good? Here, take a look at his résumé: